A shouting 20 something on the cape who gets pleasure out of being a jerk. One of the group of young rebel rousers in Falmouth. This type of kid, usual name is Kyle (Luth) or Tony, gets pleasure out of making your life difficult. A band of jerks have wreaked havoc in this town, causing road crashes, fucking up local McDonalds, and shouting at any innocent passerby. Dont be surprised if your in Falmouth to get fucked with in your car, or shouted at with derrogatory names. A falmouth jerk is the biggest jerk there is, and he is proud of it.
by J holiday July 28, 2008
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You're sitting up in the pitch black, panting and covered in sweat. What the hell was that?! You hope that that will never happen again.
But it will, trust me. It will happen again. And again. And again.
You're sitting up in the pitch black, panting and covered in sweat. What the hell was that?! You hope that that will never happen again.
But it will, trust me. It will happen again. And again. And again.
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One of the best Broadway "Grusicals" ever, telling the story of a doctor and his struggle between himself (Henry Jekyll) and his evil alter-ego (Edward Hyde). Music by Frank Wildhorn and Lyrics by Leslie Bricusse.
Jekyll and Hyde is awesome! Why the hell did they cast David Hasselhoff for the main role?! WHAT KIND OF IDIOT PUTS HIM ON BROADWAY?! GO EAT ANOTHER WENDY'S HAMBURGER, HOFF! *stab*
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Get the jerk your john mug.1. Final stage of evolution of any male who spent at least one year dating in America, no matter his origin
2. Mandatory mindset for self-survival within corporate America
3. At this point of no return, group synonym for an elusive + cocky + self-confident + self-centered + loud + crazy male
4. A guy that doesn’t give a flyin’ fuck about anything else but his handsome allure and annoying success.
5. THE abusive attitude that will surely attract any girl’s love in America. For life
6. A guy that enhances any girl’s low self-esteem and insecurity without meaning it. Then gets blamed for it.
7. A guy that does not return any “I love you” s but keeps smiling at his girl’s face until she melts down and asks for more of that shit :)
8. Every bitches’ openly discussed concern. Yet every bitches’ secret love.
9. A challenge aka any girl’s biggest turn-on.
10. A bitch with a dick.
2. Mandatory mindset for self-survival within corporate America
3. At this point of no return, group synonym for an elusive + cocky + self-confident + self-centered + loud + crazy male
4. A guy that doesn’t give a flyin’ fuck about anything else but his handsome allure and annoying success.
5. THE abusive attitude that will surely attract any girl’s love in America. For life
6. A guy that enhances any girl’s low self-esteem and insecurity without meaning it. Then gets blamed for it.
7. A guy that does not return any “I love you” s but keeps smiling at his girl’s face until she melts down and asks for more of that shit :)
8. Every bitches’ openly discussed concern. Yet every bitches’ secret love.
9. A challenge aka any girl’s biggest turn-on.
10. A bitch with a dick.
“Oh my God, Tyler is such a jerk to me {tears} He treats me like shit {collapses} I love him though {go figure}”
“Tyler earned twice my bonus this year and makes me realize what a sorry loser I am. He is such a jerk”
“Tyler earned twice my bonus this year and makes me realize what a sorry loser I am. He is such a jerk”
by rafaleracer April 12, 2006
Get the jerk mug.A complete man whore who tries to steal other guy's girls by pretending to be a "nice guy" to them and feeding them lies. He tells them how much he likes them, gives them compliments and says he'll wait for them and something happens between them and their boyfriend. This guy tricks the girl into liking him, then when the girl begins to question which guy she truly has feelings for, the jerk stops talking to her and makes fun of her to his friends because the girl actually fell for it.
Kyle texted Beth everyday and told her how much he wanted to date her while Beth still had a boyfriend. Then, when Beth began to think she actually liked Kyle, he made it obvious that it was just a cruel joke. What a jerk!
by lalah January 6, 2009
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