ass jerk

One who, upon seeing a good-looking girl or guy approaching them, jerks their head around after they pass, to check out their ass.

On the street, in the hallway at work, he didn't care - he was an ass jerk anywhere, always turning his head back to see the ass on who he just passed.

by mamadeo November 5, 2009

Bin Laden Jerk

When a Muslim is sitting in a corner and a bunch of Americans cum all over him.

40 thousand people Bin Laden Jerked on 1 guy.

by WoopZerz February 14, 2019

Jerkoff

A guy that makes me a little uneasy.

Hey that jerkoff over there is making me a little uneasy.

by Matt,Nick and C.J March 31, 2008

circle jerk

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

by CarMono July 7, 2011

Jerk the Turk

To masturbate; applies to males or females.

Katie is always afraid her mom will walk in when she is going to jerk the turk.

by Cgrave August 8, 2006

Dirty Jerk

The art of masturbating while sitting on the toilet releasing a bowel movement.

Jimmy is on the toilet dirty jerking it.

by CalU Cups April 21, 2010

lurk jerk

Someone who lurks people's myspaces, then wanks to their pics.

Guy: dude that fool spends all his time on myspace beatin off.
Other guy: yea bro, that guys a total lurk jerk

by Bobby H April 30, 2006