classic

In modern urban Scotland, it possibly just means "great" or "nice," with a hint of "thanks." Similar to "cheers."

"Anyone got a pen?" "I've got one; here you go." "Oh, classic!"

by ScottySplunge October 16, 2015

Classic

rich teens who plays sports and think they're all that but they are pussy ass bitches/niggas.

ashley; "look at him with his friends joking around thinking they're cool because they have money"
Emma; "I'll beat they're ass, they're a bunch of classics"

by classics bitches April 10, 2017

classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 07, 2016

Now that’s a classic Rob quote

A outright offensive quote usaully aimed at other races or those with disabilities.

“I don’t f*** reta***!”
‘Everyone’ “Now that’s a classic Rob quote”

by Gamerguy977278 December 07, 2018

The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021

classic witch notation

When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.

Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.

Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!

by ManMan36 March 12, 2016

The Rikx Classic

The act of stuffing an ice lolly up the partners anal cavity while they are asleep, and then procceding to use it as a gag and skull fuck them. Please note, inserting it into the partners mouth in a quick fashion will achieve maximum satisfaction.

India dumped Nathan, so he went on to perform the Rikx classics on her.

by One Pump Whillip August 07, 2020