by mrmusicguy206 January 28, 2021
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Get the cut the beat mug.Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012
Get the Beating the Mattress mug.Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
by weedwaccer March 9, 2011
Get the yo that's beat mug.My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.
I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011
Get the Discreet Beat mug.The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.
that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"
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