Monster House

Verb

To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity

"Jim stole your Girlfriend"

"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"

by THATKIDCHALKIE April 15, 2014

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Bless this House

When you go visit someone's house and the first thing you do when you arrive is head straight to the bathroom to poop.

Joan: Welcome to my house.
Biff: Thanks, where's your bathroom, I need to bless this house.

by DanHomer December 13, 2007

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Black House

What the White House was renamed to after Barack Obama was elected the new president.

Whitehouse.gov is the official web site for the Black House and President Barack H. Obama, the 44th President of the United States.

by blibbertibs March 29, 2009

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house keeper

Cleans up after nasty ass people,needs bigger tips and more respect

Oh she's a house keeper

by Hazendred January 31, 2019

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House troll- Roommate who loves to scavenge your food, drink your booze; make a mess and not clean up; then disappear into the room cave when there's work or help needed. They enjoy appearing and taking full advantage of parties and visits by the ladies... then once again... disappear after they scavenge the wine/ food/women that is not theirs; then scuttle back into the cave.

We just spent hours getting our party together and the house troll shows up again just in time to drink Jerry's wine and disappear out of sight again.

by skisanjose February 11, 2018

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