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river

river is the hotestestest man.

by rawr_kam January 30, 2023

hoestel (hoe-stel)

The home of an adult who is gullible enough to allow a houseguest who contributes nothing but sexual favors. Said person might be prone to local band members, or sad poets.

Loren's apartment is becoming a real hoestel (hoe-stel)! After the drummer moved in, she let the bass player stay there, borrow her car, and eat her food! I don't see why, the band is not that good!

by Curiosity Thrilled the >(^.^)< February 25, 2023

honeth

Fancy way of calling your partner honey

Honeth I am home.

by mitchbre April 18, 2023

Homestuck

A long ass comic with an impossible-to-understand plot, as well as a reputation for having the most insufferable fandom

Person 1: Bro I tried to read Homestuck it’s so fucking boring
Person 2: You have to read past Act 1 dumbass 💀
Person 1: Ok

by Raymond gaymond May 20, 2023

Hynesty

A girl who is very funny. She is so caring and compassionate. She is a very very pretty girl and you're very lucky if you're friends with her, or even more. She is such a great person laugh with. Hynesty's are also VERY trustworthy and loyal. They'll keep all your secrets and they will always stick by your side. If you have a Hynesty in your life, you're the luckiest person in the world.

Hynesty is a great friend!
I have a friend name Hynesty

by xoxo, Blair June 26, 2023

homestud

same thing as homegirl just if you a stud your uh homestud

this my homestud niyah and niyah this my bf corey

by lo2raww August 15, 2023

homestuck

a webcomic made in 2009 by andrew hussie. it is extremely long with over 8000 pages containing art, animation, writing, music, games, and a lot of convoluted plot shit that basically no one understands. it is known for having one of the most obnoxious fanbases ever conceived, those gray people with candy corn horns (see: trolls), and being a very involved piece of work. people love to rip on it because it's extremely easy and often deserved. it has been complete since april 13th, 2016, exactly seven years in the future relative to its beginning. the best way to read it is through the unofficial homestuck collection by bamboshu, after the death of flash circa 2020 made much of the website unusable.

let me tell you about homestuck

by blorgblorg August 23, 2023