Puttin’ in the hat

When you are done with something.

“Rosie, I am puttin’ in the hat and I don’t want to play this game anymore.”

“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”

“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”

by Jstickell January 1, 2019

Hat Squader

An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.

I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!

by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

Silly Hat

A term used to describe a gay person, usually said with an emphasis on the S to make it sound extra gay.

1. Hey is that guy gay?

oh yea, he just looks like a silly hat.

by helllllooooo November 5, 2010

cat in the hat

well it's just a cat in a hat nothing else I mean what did you expect

come on its just a cat in the hat

by not dr.seuss April 20, 2022

flesh hat

When one eat's out a really fat girl and must rest her large stomach on his/her head.

Stacy gave Mike a stylish flesh hat as he plunged his head into her oversized labia.

by Nu_AGe July 26, 2006

hat trick

Having sex three times in one day with three different partners

I scored a hat trick...I fucked Eliza Brittney, and Suzi

by Joe Mama December 18, 2002

napolean's hat

when a man is lying down on his back, engaging in oral sex with one woman and vaginal sex with another whilst they fondle each other's breasts above him, creating a tri-cornered hat effect

Dom: OMG BJ, last night Marie, Frances, and I had the hottest napolean's hat ever.
BJ: Awesome

by BJ and Frances May 22, 2006