guilmo

Guilmo is one of the kindest , charming guys you’ll ever meet, he’s protective, intelligent,hot,funny,loving and everything a girl would want in a guy. Guilmo could have trust issues at times because it’s hard for him to trust but if you really get to know him you’ll see the real him and Guilmo is very smart but nobody sees it because at times Guilmo could be really funny and a class clown. Guilmo could be known to be a boy who messes with girls until he finds the right girl and that girl will see the true him, Guilmo doesn’t stop fighting for what or who he loves and will always be there. Guilmo is one of the most loving people you’ll ever meet and only you’ll be able to see that if he falls in love with you. Guilmo is one of a kind there’s no one like him and nobody can be him. He’s unique. If you ever find a Guilmo don’t ever let him go. He’s everything a man should be and more. he’s a keeper. ❤️

Girl: Guilmo gave me a promise ring.

Best friend: you’re lying, he doesn’t seem like the type.

Girl: you don’t know him like I do

Best friend: whatever

by Only_facts January 29, 2020

Guillotine

The accidental act of zipping up one’s pants when one’s penis is obstructing the process.

Cletus: I got guillotined again, I bled a fuck-ton. I think it’s gonna leave a scar.

Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?

by Heughicopter March 23, 2020

Guido

The replacement of the word “good” and “God”. May only be used in a good context. Cannot be used in negative context since Guido only wants positivity around!

Example:

Nash: I’m going to sleep now.

Ezra: I wish you a guido night.
Sylvio: May Guido bless you.

by JeongukAnti October 11, 2020

Guild Hopping

A hypixel player who joins multiple guilds often, whether every 5 minutes or every week. Is known for being in multiple guilds at once

Yeah, Onyc enjoys guild hopping from guild to guild.

by hearingg November 11, 2020

Guiliooze

When cheap hair dye runs down your face due to sweat or other moisture.

I got some highlights done but it rain and my shit Guilioozed all down my face like bad mascara!

by gogetthebutter November 24, 2020

Guild Hub

The only place more toxic then Xbox Live

Person 1 to Guild Hub: My Mom as Cancer and my parents are divorced
Everyone on Guild Hub: Skill Issue ez nub git gud fag get 4999 player kills on Wom nub

by Kandyaaaaaa December 23, 2020

Guillotined

it’s when you put their head between your legs and squeeze as they blow you.

Damn bro my friend has on only fans, and her boyfriend apparently guillotined her on that shit.

by Fortherbois January 13, 2021