Griffer

Adjective. It's usable more between children than adults. It means a human who doesn't want to share.

For example, a child has 1 candy left. We all know, that he/she never will give that last candy to a friend.

- Please give me the candy.
- No, I can't, I have to leave it for my sister at home.
- You don't even have a sister. Griffer!

by uzpakalis April 5, 2019

Meg Griffin

An animated, teenage girl who wears a pink beanie, pink shirt and jeans. Eldest child of Peter and Lois Griffin and older sister of Chris and Stewie Griffin. She is disliked/hated by a lot of people (peers, family, etc.) because she is perceived as ugly. Though she's cool with me because I was just like her when I was in high school.

Person 1: I hate Meg Griffin.
Person 2: What the hell did she ever do to you?
Person 1: .......touche.

by daddyjenkins July 19, 2019

Giffordian

Hairy boulder figured gents particularly fond of humming (with the occassional lyric or two thrown in) 80's hairband songs.

Let's say you're at work...and your senses were to endure a constant White Snake song sung to your dismay by a roundish hairy faced man a cubical over; they would in-fact be a Giffordian.

by Paul Lindford February 19, 2008

Graffic

What happens when there's a lot of graphic images lined up in a row. A mash up between traffic and graphic

Police found over 800 explicit photos jammed into Paul's locker at work. Sources say the photos were 'pornograffic' in nature.

by PTiddy October 8, 2010

Splooge Graffiti

Act of creating artwork with ones semen.

The only down side to living with two guys is that they leave the Splooge Graffiti for me to find.

by Cory September 21, 2004

Graffiti

The act of getting your name up... the majority of the writers do it in a writing sense, not promoting a gang. Alan Keyes disgraced the term, and perhaps doesn't realize that writers have been bombing the system since the 60's, unlike most any gang.

Graffiti is a way of life, not a throwup that some toy did to call out a gang, that shit is just scribbles for dumbasses.

DAMN! I can't wave to my friend because I am afraid I am gonna get shot, damn those gangs and their hand symbols... and fuck alan keyes.

by SiNEjde December 25, 2004

GIFFY

Acronym for "Gay in Five Fucking Years." Used to describe a young man who claims to be straight but acts otherwise, and finally comes out of the closet years later. Famous examples include Neil Patrick Harris and Lance Bass.

Gay 1: John is totally hot, but he says he's straight.
Gay 2: Yeah, right! Trust me, that boy is a total GIFFY.

by SkittlesJC December 28, 2008