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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
mugGet the I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke)mug.

impulse grenade

hey look jerry it’s a grenade. tom, she has a gyatt that’s an impulse grenade
by stkprism July 14, 2023
mugGet the impulse grenademug.

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022
mugGet the Close only counts in grenadesmug.

Smoke grenade

Sit on her face and fart while she is sucking your balls
by {ttv}361yungdan1375 March 1, 2021
mugGet the Smoke grenademug.

nature's grenade

when a tree randomly explodes
when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.
by John_doe42069 September 18, 2023
mugGet the nature's grenademug.

blame grenade

Time dropped a blame grenade and blamed everyone in the room for not being able to hold down a job
by brushnz March 3, 2019
mugGet the blame grenademug.

Floridian Hand Grenade

The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.
Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.

Man 2: He WHAT?
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021
mugGet the Floridian Hand Grenademug.

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