Grandma

1. The source of all cookies

2. The slowest group of drivers n the US
3. Someone who is cooler that. Your mom

Eh grandma i would like a cookie

by Niikeeeee August 6, 2016

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grandma lil

grandma lil / was married to dick but he died

single and ready to mingle 😜😜🥳🥳🍷
age - 88 !! 🤪 , grandkids - khloe , kai , oliver , annaly and my cum

fav song - squiwards nose
i love dick !! 😋😋😋😋 * slurps ur dick*
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

omg look it’s khloe super sexy grandma lil !!
OMG WOW SHE NEEDS TO EAT ME OUT!!
omg she needs to give me a blow job.

by pussy in my ass January 22, 2022

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Nunchuck Grandma

Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.

My Nunchuck Grandma has found the nuchucks! Fuck!

by Words are fun ay? August 14, 2022

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grandma nipples

old wrinkly nipples

what the fuck why do you suck on grandma nipples

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

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Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick

"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick

by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019

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Grandma's Sideboob

Grandma's Side Boob is the IG account for a up and coming ceramics maker / social media influencer. Let's hope you're here for her and well.... not the other reason.

I slid into Grandma's Sideboob DMs to see if she'd look at this page. I'm concerned about opening up the floodgates though by making the page....

by howmanypeoplehavethenameJack November 23, 2021

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