Gordon

A man with the shiniest head in the world, whose baldness can only be rivaled by another Gordon.

Imagine a mirror that's someone's skin tone and is a part of their head. That's what a Gordon is

by Error 404: Name not found. May 14, 2018

Gordon green

He is a middle aged man who likes to ejaculate in his daughter and makes his son suck her dick

Oh looks it’s the pedo Gordon green

by Jesus manehjdksksks December 5, 2021

Tim Gordon

Front man of urban rap group from Australia, Frangipani and the floating circus of light

Tim Gordon is sex on a stick

by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004

Tu eras gordo

A word telling teachers of non fluent Spanish speakers that they are fat

Hy mrs.Johnson. Tu eras gordo

Oh thank you Tommy

by SMD Mexicant March 16, 2011

Gordans alive

An exclamation expressing surprise and delight upon hearing unlikely news.

Frank - Did you know that (insert cool band here) are playing at (insert local venue here)?

Ed - GORDANS ALIVE! REALLY! WOW!

by Anthony Rutland June 17, 2008

The Rabbi Gordon

A classic Freehold Brooklyn cocktail consisting of a pint glass filled with a double Jameson and ginger ale, a few swift dashes of angostura bitters, a squeezed lime for zesty pleasure, and two straws... a la faccia (to the face).

"Allow myself to Rabbi... myself." OR "Paging Dr. Gordon." OR "I'm about to fuck shit up with The Rabbi Gordon"

by Mike Ivers January 1, 2017

gordo

meansing greatest person alive.
always funny, doing amazing things, and just damn awesome!

happy

Jake: she is so gordo!
Tim: yes, i want to be her friend

by bubbablue May 4, 2009