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Gomez-ing

When you smoke pot and fart at the same time. While having bangs and eating copious amounts of spaghetti.
I was smoking pot and farting and eating spaghetti so hard the other day--I was Gomez-ing so hard!
by incus_ November 4, 2010
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Juan Gomez

A famous radio personality that rants and raves about how bad Republicans are. He is most known for his opinions on American government. Suffice to say he, like most other Democrats of his stature, lacks common human decency and morals. His relentless attacks on the GOP is like a combination of CNN and MTV. This is probably a good indicator of what's wrong with him.
Juan Gomez: I'd like to point out that the economy is always better with a Democrat in office.
Caller: Well, it's pretty easy to maintain a good economy after the Republican president before hand fixed what the last Liberal did to it. I mean look at everything Clinton didn't do for the US. Kind of gave President Bush a lot of ground to make up.
Juan Gomez: But look at oil prices! He's using the money to sponsor KKK meetings!
Caller: But...Bush doesn't have anything at all to do with oil prices. And where'd you get the KKK from?
Juan Gomez: Shutupyou'restupid!
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goml

Get Off My Lawn!
should be used in online games when someone enters your training areas such as WOW Maplestory and "Ruinscape"
cc plz
no f**k you!
GOML NOOB
ok ok!
by pulsse February 10, 2008
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gomco

The sacred device used to perfect a penis by the painless and bloodless removal of the foreskin.
Since he received the gift of the gomco at birth he has never looked back. His gomco left him with a perfect ring of confidence and no tags of frenulum.
by urbanboi May 31, 2014
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Gomes

That way cool dude that all the ladies love. He works at Subway and makes a killer sandwich. Gansta playa that gets all deez....PHATITUDE!!!!
Dang, I just ate me an awesome Gomes sandwich!
by Tommy Van Vliet April 28, 2005
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GOML

'Get out my life'
'you're such a dick! GOML'
by GOMLbitch April 14, 2010
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Gomp

To viciously and violently ravish and "eat" one's partner in sex.
Usually connotates fully and passionately sexing a partner's stuff.
"Yeah, I didn't expect her to, but she totally gomped my dick.
She took all of it in for like 20 minutes straight.
Then I gomped her taint and motorboated all in it"
by TK P. April 30, 2008
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