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fruit salad 

when a straight dude eats out a lesbian.
ian thinks he's so cool just because he had a fruit salad last night

fruit smuggling shorts

Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.
Many bicyclists are fond of fruit smuggling shorts to cut down on wind resistance.
fruit smuggling shorts by Lucy M December 9, 2007

fruit roll up slut 

someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.
me: i woke up with fruit role up stuck to my neck again.

d-bag: you cunty fruit roll up slut.
fruit roll up slut by Kadence W February 22, 2010

Fruit Booty 

Look at that freak in a dress and beard. Thats a fruit booty.
Fruit Booty by Black Diamand November 29, 2019

Fruit Booter 

A name given to 'roller bladers' by skate boarders to make them feel bad but in return, brings us together (better than skateboarders) and sorry for getting in your way at the skate park your highnesses -sarcasm to skate boarders-
skateboarder: dude i just grinded a rail that was 666 feet long
Fruit Booter: dude wake up you push wood not boot fruit

fruit of the loom 

a type of underwear, usually briefs, that usually losers where. More widely known as tighty whitey or tights or tighty whities.
I gave that nerd a wedgie and he had on these tight fruit of the loom.