someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.
me: i woke up with fruit role up stuck to my neck again.
A name given to 'roller bladers' by skate boarders to make them feel bad but in return, brings us together (better than skateboarders) and sorry for getting in your way at the skate park your highnesses -sarcasm to skate boarders-
skateboarder: dude i just grinded a rail that was 666 feet long
Fruit Booter: dude wake up you push wood not boot fruit