A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
Get the failed orgasm mug.When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.
Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass
by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009
Get the Definition Fail mug.To fail so bad that you make yourself look like a complete ass/retard in front of a group of people.
Girl 1: Lol, I'm a Grammer Nazi!
Girl 2: Don't you mean "Grammar Nazi"?
Boy 1: Man, you just pulled a Fergie Fail, nice one.
Girl 2: Don't you mean "Grammar Nazi"?
Boy 1: Man, you just pulled a Fergie Fail, nice one.
by What, what? March 7, 2011
Get the Fergie Fail mug.It means "farming your own fail".
A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.
To be called a fail farmer is an insult.
A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.
To be called a fail farmer is an insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"
Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"
Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"
by Ghetto Blaster and Baby Eater April 25, 2009
Get the Fail Farmer mug.A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!
by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015
Get the failed tampon mug.when you jump and almost curb stomp yourself. The biggest fail known to man.It occurs when someone is being stupid.
"Dude! did you hear that your little bro curb failed?"
"OMG no"
"He was jumping on a bed and curb failed"
"OMG no"
"He was jumping on a bed and curb failed"
by The dude doin your mom January 26, 2010
Get the curb fail mug.Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"
You: "Face fail"
You: "Face fail"
by Huminah Huminah October 23, 2009
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