finaldo

Some say Finaldo is the rebirth of Satan

Oh shit! Finaldo! There goes the planet!

by SpunkyMcNugget May 22, 2004

finalfu

a really, really sucky show on MTV that no one watches

ME: did you see finalfu the other day?

everyone: no

by CripKilla August 9, 2006

Final Buns

To give someone else the last puff of your cigarette.

Steve: You want final buns?

Rob: yea man, safe.

by wakooo July 28, 2011

Financial Incontinence

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)

Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence

by pasmarticus August 20, 2011

Finals week depression

A depression that is caused by upcoming finals and the sense of hopelessness that comes with.

Sorry Mike I can't do go out right now finals week depression is setting in.

by A.C. Student December 7, 2013

financial escape velocity

It occurs when income earned from your investments is consistently greater than your spending, allowing you to live off of your savings indefinitely.

I'll retire once I've achieved financial escape velocity.

by trapclap January 3, 2015

financial enema

To have one's bank accounts and/or other financial holdings thoroughly cleaned out, usually through one's own foolishness or stupidity. To have the deposits ejected suddenly from one's personal or professional financial network.
Winners of big lottery winnings and "professional" sports figures are often relieved of their financial windfalls this way. Ya gotta luv it! A fool and his/her money are soon parted!

Man, my attorney was a useless turd; my ex and her damn attorney really cleaned me out... I got a real financial enema.

by You_Da_Monster December 27, 2017