explosive diarrhea

Liquid shit that comes out of the anus in a projectile manner.

Kim Kardashian is knwon for having chronic explosive diarrhea. Its really glamorous.

by Lindsay Vierheilig April 25, 2008

experience gormandizer

n. one who spends their life in search of experiences; one who involves themselves in major events for the sake of the experience, regardless of whether or not the experience is personally meaningful; one who fills themselves with experiences for the sake of storytelling material

Brandon rioted after the Red Sox beat the Yankees, and he's from California. He went to the Kerry rally and didn't even vote. He went to primal scream and complained that it was gross. He doesn't even care about any of that, but he'll tell the stories over and over. He's such an experience gormandizer.

by c l m January 14, 2005

the expert

a person who knows everything about everything; kent kovalsky

"dude i don't like Dell computers. but i honestly think that enterprise Linux is one important component to a successful UNIX Migration"
"no its not"
"how would you know? do you think you're kent or something?"

by i know the expert April 20, 2005

prohibitively expensive

something which costs so much it would prevent most people from being able to do or purchase it.

I was going to go on holiday to Italy this year, but with the rate of the pound against the euro it would have been prohibitively expensive

by ploppie db February 16, 2010

The Linda Experience

When someone drives realy slow, can't take directions and gets lost very easy all while your sitting in the car.

It took us over an hour to get here when it should of only took 30min! You just had the The Linda Experience!

by GMoney52 February 24, 2010

explosive diarrhea

Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.

Someone had explosive diarrhea at ihop

by nUk July 27, 2005

near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.

That guy has had a near death experience.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004