Ethan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is one of the sweetest and most caring people you will ever come across. He is very intelligent and kind, and it isn't hard to fall for him. You'll fall for him without even realizing it. He will be a massive impact in your life in a good way. He is someone you will never forget, and never want to lose. Losing him would feel as if someone ripped out your heart then and there. He is perfect in everyway possible and doesn't fail to make you smile. He is beautiful. He has a stunning smile, like no other. His eyes are as radiant as the sun and you can get lost in them. He is gorgeous, cute, silly, adorable, and loves to cuddle. He doesn't mind a night in, or sitting through a romantic chick flick as long as he is with you. He is also very sport and loves baseball. He's a country guy so he doesn't mind getting dirty (; He likes to fish and go muddin'. He makes you laugh until you cry, he is hilarious. He is the type of guy that every girl dreams for. Everyone will try to steal him but he'll love you no matter what. You'll worry about other ladies, even some men, stealing. Hes just that big of a catch. He is strong willed on the inside and out. He is courageous and adventurous and is very trust worthy. He will make you feel like you are in a dream most of the time because of how perfect he is, you will never forget him. He has a beautiful soul and if you have an Ethan don't let him go.
by silverunicorn July 27, 2013
Get the Ethan mug.The creation occuring from human to primate transmission usually found in or near a shanty town. This creation can also happen from a special centuries old recipe which contains a tablespoon of gibbon jissom, a cocunut, a small pot of mango chutney, a pineapple, three rape charges and a small theft. Arrange for a large slave collective to stir it for 300 years and then bang it onto gas mark 8. In a further 60 minutes you will have achieved your goal.
by Lady in the Lake July 20, 2006
Get the full blown ethnic mug.unwritten rules when in a public restroom
1. leave a "buffer zone" in between you and someone else whenever possible.
2. No talking to another dude while urinating and always look STRAIGHT ahead.
(there is NO reason to look anywhere else)
3. if there is a waiting line do not go past the end of the stalls to avoid overcrowding the dude in front of you.
4. Try not to make direct eye contact with other people unless it is nessacary. no one wants to talk to you in there.
5. it is OK to fart
6. It is alright to laugh when you can "hear" someone in the stall. It is also alright to comment when the air isn't fit to breathe in there.
1. leave a "buffer zone" in between you and someone else whenever possible.
2. No talking to another dude while urinating and always look STRAIGHT ahead.
(there is NO reason to look anywhere else)
3. if there is a waiting line do not go past the end of the stalls to avoid overcrowding the dude in front of you.
4. Try not to make direct eye contact with other people unless it is nessacary. no one wants to talk to you in there.
5. it is OK to fart
6. It is alright to laugh when you can "hear" someone in the stall. It is also alright to comment when the air isn't fit to breathe in there.
WOw, some dude just took the dump of his life in there, must have had TACO BELL.
he didnt use urinal etiquette
he didnt use urinal etiquette
by HARBOR MASTER March 20, 2009
Get the urinal etiquette mug.A place where a poker was stuck slowly up my arse for four years. The psychological surgery necessary to remove it is pretty damn expensive. Nevertheless, it offers a great education.
by Unfortunate Businessman October 30, 2008
Get the Eton mug.Similar to (some would say identical to) the permavirgin. An individual doomed to die without experiencing sexual intercourse. This can be caused by numerous factors, such as physical unattractiveness (see fugly and tubby) or emotional unattractiveness, hangups about sex brought on by religion or kooky parenting, poor body image, or lack of game. Usually, a combination of these is the root of the problem. Religious beliefs are sometimes used as an excuse for the person's continued virgin status, but this is merely a cop out, since true fundamentalist freaks get married as soon as possible so that they can have sex without burning in hell.
Telltale signs of the eternavirgin can include a deep interest in space opera or anime, attendance of sci-fi or fantasy-themed conventions, interest in cosplay, computer programming, mathematics, World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, Second Life, furry fandom, renfair, building model tanks or ships, etc. The eternavirgin often has poor hygiene and flatulence. Diet consists of ramen, jolt cola, and funyuns. Some eternavirgins however, are "nice guys" and may have a normal physical appearance, and may in fact have many female friends (all of whom have no interest in him sexually). Also, some are gay and can't come to terms with this fact. Note that not all of these conditions are mutually exclusive. For example, some eternavirgins are 1). geeky, 2). "nice guys", AND 3). self-hating, self-denying homosexuals. Aspies are also frequently eternavirgins. A few eternavirgins are genuinely asexual.
Note that the above information refers to the male variant of eternavirgin. Female eternavirgins CAN exhibit these traits, but much more often are just frigid and may be indistinguishable from normal (i.e., sex-having) females. Thus, female eternavirgins are much harder to spot. Discomfort when sex is being discussed may be a good way to ferret one out. Also, the subject owning more than two cats can be a sign. Like her male counterpart, the female eternavirgin may be homosexual and unable to accept this.
If an individual has hit age 30 and has never so much as gotten to first base, that person can consider himself a prime possibility for being an eternavirgin!
Telltale signs of the eternavirgin can include a deep interest in space opera or anime, attendance of sci-fi or fantasy-themed conventions, interest in cosplay, computer programming, mathematics, World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, Second Life, furry fandom, renfair, building model tanks or ships, etc. The eternavirgin often has poor hygiene and flatulence. Diet consists of ramen, jolt cola, and funyuns. Some eternavirgins however, are "nice guys" and may have a normal physical appearance, and may in fact have many female friends (all of whom have no interest in him sexually). Also, some are gay and can't come to terms with this fact. Note that not all of these conditions are mutually exclusive. For example, some eternavirgins are 1). geeky, 2). "nice guys", AND 3). self-hating, self-denying homosexuals. Aspies are also frequently eternavirgins. A few eternavirgins are genuinely asexual.
Note that the above information refers to the male variant of eternavirgin. Female eternavirgins CAN exhibit these traits, but much more often are just frigid and may be indistinguishable from normal (i.e., sex-having) females. Thus, female eternavirgins are much harder to spot. Discomfort when sex is being discussed may be a good way to ferret one out. Also, the subject owning more than two cats can be a sign. Like her male counterpart, the female eternavirgin may be homosexual and unable to accept this.
If an individual has hit age 30 and has never so much as gotten to first base, that person can consider himself a prime possibility for being an eternavirgin!
Kathy: "Oh, Frank's a great guy and I know that one day he'll find someone who thinks he's really special!" Rob: "Yeah, Frank the Eternavirgin? Sure, *chuckle*, as soon as he finds a girl who's into 320-pound, pimply-faced dudes who shower once a week, and who likes to listen to three-hour lectures of the merits of Battlestar Galactica versus Stargate Atlantis".
by nukleus June 10, 2008
Get the Eternavirgin mug.An area with a much higher concentration of a particular ethnic or cultural group that doesnt dominate in the general population.
It could be as small as one side of a single block where all the residents are of Tibetan descent and the businesses are thusly themed...
or it could be as large as a 2 square mile area dominated by Spanish or Cantonese speaking population.
Also known as an enclave.
It could be as small as one side of a single block where all the residents are of Tibetan descent and the businesses are thusly themed...
or it could be as large as a 2 square mile area dominated by Spanish or Cantonese speaking population.
Also known as an enclave.
Visiting an ethnic neighborhood can be like entering an entirely different world. Save's a lot on travel expenses natch!
by Miskatonic Jack 2 August 5, 2010
Get the ethnic neighborhood mug.New slang, commonly found on forums online. Derived from ether.
Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones aka Nas (American Rapper) b.sept 14, 1973. Had an ongoing beef with fellow New York rapper Jay-Z. Which began from Memphis Bleek (Rapper affiliated with Jay-Z), having references to Nas from his debut album 'Coming of Age'
Nas retaliated in 1999 on his album, Nastradamus.
This carried on and the diss record, Ether, was released on Nas's album 'Stillmatic' in December 2001.
This diss track, is widely recognised as one of the best of it's kind throwing insults at Nas's rival left, right and centre.
This rivalry ended in 2005, where Jay-Z brought Nas onstage and they performed together.
Recently, Nas basically said on Kanye West's "We Major" track, that he's a free artist.
Early in 2006, he signed to Jay-Z's Rocafella music label.
Even though the rivalry ended, without violence, the term is still used. This is because is the raw energy and hatered they had for eachother.
Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones aka Nas (American Rapper) b.sept 14, 1973. Had an ongoing beef with fellow New York rapper Jay-Z. Which began from Memphis Bleek (Rapper affiliated with Jay-Z), having references to Nas from his debut album 'Coming of Age'
Nas retaliated in 1999 on his album, Nastradamus.
This carried on and the diss record, Ether, was released on Nas's album 'Stillmatic' in December 2001.
This diss track, is widely recognised as one of the best of it's kind throwing insults at Nas's rival left, right and centre.
This rivalry ended in 2005, where Jay-Z brought Nas onstage and they performed together.
Recently, Nas basically said on Kanye West's "We Major" track, that he's a free artist.
Early in 2006, he signed to Jay-Z's Rocafella music label.
Even though the rivalry ended, without violence, the term is still used. This is because is the raw energy and hatered they had for eachother.
Jay-Z got ethered!
- Most polls state that Nas won most votes
Tyson got ethered!
- Danny Williams knocked out Mike Tyson
Any situation where you think somebody won a battle, where it is open to discussion. But usually is only used when there is a clear cut winner.
- Most polls state that Nas won most votes
Tyson got ethered!
- Danny Williams knocked out Mike Tyson
Any situation where you think somebody won a battle, where it is open to discussion. But usually is only used when there is a clear cut winner.
by Rishi C May 17, 2006
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