Elijah Bissonette

One of the hottest guys in the world
Loves anime
loves video games

Girl: Oh my god that guy is so Elijah Bissonette
Boy: Yeah because i am a Elijah Bissonette

by turtlegaming February 6, 2017

Elijah

He is the nicest person you will ever meet. He gets all the bitches no matter the race. He has the biggest shlong you’ll ever see. Whenever you’re down he’ll always be there to reassure. His love for anyone is like a flame that never dies out. When he says he loves you. It’s because he wants to make love to you

Rachael: who is that pimped looking man

Elijah: that’s me champ

by Nunslayer68 November 23, 2021

Elijah

A friend who always flakes on plans with his friends and always doesn’t want to admit his in the fault. Usually asks for evidence and court trials.

Elijah niggas just flaked on us again even though he said he was going to come.

by Elifactors January 21, 2022

elijah lewis

A thick daddy who can suck you up in 2 minutes. he takes it raw and carries a 7 inch on him. Ladies, it only takes 3.5 inches to reach that dangly thing in the back of your neck. he can be described as Hella gay and often says that he will get waves when we all know he is not. The lies he tells are immaculate. He is not afraid t get his hands dirty and get the job done. He has experience with all types of people.

Damn daddy you sooooooo THICCCCCCCC like Elijah Lewis

by HondaSensai November 2, 2020

National Elijah Day

Everyone Named Elijah Gets 50 bucks on November 5th

You gotta do it if you read this no take backs so give Elijah 50 bucks on National Elijah Day

by DxstyLuvs October 7, 2022

ELIJAHING

The act of acting like a buffoon towards a topic

"I love valorant"
"Bros elijahing all over valorant"

by NVx October 10, 2022

elijah jones

Cool, chill guy, pretty nice, handsome

Omg elijah jones is so handsome

by Malevolent cleave August 18, 2024