by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017
Get the Kim Jong Dong mug.a fenestratable instrument applied to the base of masturbatory devices to enhance feeling and maximize messaging of the chaod area. on a standalone basis, one can also use this device for blue tooth 1.1 connectivity or as a felching straw.
Honey, I'm trying to get myself off with the vibrator but can't find the dongel we bought the other day. Have you seen the dongel?
by Grabuntuh Masalami May 5, 2003
Get the dongel mug.Lyrics from a song originally written by Lloyd Williams, it was used in National Lampoon's Animal House as sung by Otis Day (DeWayne Jessie) and the Knights, and has been putting ooooh-mau-mau, oh-oh-oh-ohs back into thier smiles ever since they made the transition from fictional band to real life.
Did you hear that Otis Day and the Knights is coming to town?
Shama Lama ding dong! Let's get tickets!
Shama Lama ding dong! Let's get tickets!
by Leenis November 5, 2006
Get the shama lama ding dong mug.Dong Horror
When a person in a position of some responsibility at work leaves their workstation unattended, having ill-advisedly left their security card in the machine. Upon their return they find that their usual, sedate wallpaper has been replaced by a crudely-drawn example of a man’s willy.
When a person in a position of some responsibility at work leaves their workstation unattended, having ill-advisedly left their security card in the machine. Upon their return they find that their usual, sedate wallpaper has been replaced by a crudely-drawn example of a man’s willy.
Gwyn: What the hell is THIS on my desktop? This isn’t right!!
Matt and Dave: convulsed with laughter
Matt and Dave: convulsed with laughter
by Matt the Pirate July 29, 2005
Get the dong horror mug.The act of taking the eyes of a chicken, a chunk of salmon, and some dog fesis, and putting them in a blender or mashing them together in a bowl with a spoon. Afterwards, taking the now brown slimy 'liquid' and covering it on the head of your, or your partners penis. The partner will then proceed to suck the 'liquid' off of the head of the penis.
Nate did the T-Triple D (Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive) with that nasty slut last night!
I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!
When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!
I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!
When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!
by impopcicle July 25, 2012
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"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007
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