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Dakotanuzzle

Dakotanuzzle is a below average height member of the distant and extinct human species Homo Floresiensis, which was brutally molested by a Ngandong Tiger along with the rest of his tribe.
Dakotanuzzle got absolutely raped by that tiger bro
by HydratedHampster November 27, 2024
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Dakota

A Dakota is usually a male ginger around the ages of 21-30. He tends to be very hyperactive and jittery even in the calmest of situations. He has a lot of envy towards most females and tends try and keep his distance from them. When he see's his friends talking to females he tends to be over-protective. He usually will rely heavily on one person who he feels an emotional attachment too. He also tends to be very insensitive to a lot of situations that he does not have experience with.
Hey look at that group of girls over there! Lets make sure Dakota doesn't see us talk to them!
by undertheseaurchin December 7, 2024
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Dakota prisco

Dakota prisco is the most amazing beautiful woman you will ever meet!!!!! But she has her dark side and has done some very shitty things but knows how screwed up they were and they haunt her every single minute of every day she just wants to be numb from it!!!! She has a truely amazing man in her life but can’t see him as relationship material although she would love to just settle down with him she just can’t forgive herself for things in the past!!!!
That Dakota prisco if she could just take a minute to chill she would realize she’s loved and has a shot at happiness!!!!
by Jakeey jackass February 24, 2025
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Dakota

A word to describe a person called Dakota or two states in the U.S called North Dakota and South Dakota.
"My name is Dakota. I live in North Dakota"
"Have you ever been to South Dakota Mr.Dakota?"
by wiwiwiw123 February 25, 2025
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Dakotan Dick hammer

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.
Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammermy cock still smells till this day…”
by The big slime March 16, 2025
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Dakota

A girl's inside who I am going to shred. One moment she wants you on your knees, the next she's begging for praise, but I'll slap her and fuck her silly all the same.
Man 1: "Hey man did you see Dakota? I'd fuck her" Man 2: "Shut up faggie."
by Dakota's Master (good boy) March 29, 2025
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Dakota delivery service

The act of forcefully putting someones head into a box and filling the box to the brim with cum. ultimately drowning the reciever
Took me 30 days but i pulled off the Dakota delivery service
by Peenish 3.0 Official February 1, 2026
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