Dad?

A response used when somebody says something sexual, old -timey, or something you don’t care about. Often used to flip a joke back on the other person.

Person 1: I think 8-Track is the best way to listen to music, it just works better for me personally.
Person 2: Dad?

Person 1: Say that one more time and I’m going to kiss you on the lips

Person 2: Dad?

by kanyelover911 January 1, 2026

Dad-stache

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.

You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!

by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012

dad click

Verb
1. The art of clumsily finding harm in any otherwise harmless software.
2. To become a magnet for technical glitches.
3. To impulsively activate computer interface elements without thinking or knowing.

"I didn't even TOUCH it, now it's DOING something!"
"No, you Dad Clicked."
--Regular Car Reviews (YouTube): 1978 Mercedes Benz CD300 W123, 3 minutes, 0 seconds

by HCCRPCDrunkenMonkey July 21, 2016

Dad Friend

A friend similar to the mom friend. A dad friend is typically more fun and gives meaningful advice in most situations. Won't always be the nicest, but is still a friend that cares deeply about you.

Dillon really is a dad friend, even if him and the mom friend don't get along.

by 7SquidsInACoat March 30, 2017

Dad Wheels

Cheap & typically factory sized aftermarket wheels that people install on their truck because they don't want to pay for larger tires, or spend the money for something nice. Usually observed in worn shape with cheap powder coat chipping off, or ugly finishes & styles.

George bought some 18" dad wheels because he's a cheap ass!

by 1320Video November 6, 2018

Dad Rap

Old-School Hip-Hop From The 80's And 90's Such As Public Enemy,Run-Dmc,Beastie Boys,Epmd.

You See That Guy Pumping Brass Monkey Over There?

Yup He Must Love Dad Rap!

by djc1980 February 18, 2011

dad lore

Dad lore is when your dad tells you the stories of his life before he met your Mother. These seem amazing compared to your childhood

Random Evening
Son: Hi Dad do you have any stories?
Dad: Let me tell you about my Dad lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion

by Gymgoer137 May 31, 2023