Crofted

The art of killing of a beloved character just for the hell of it.

OMG. I cannot believe they crofted Terry Dingleberry. He was my favourite.

by Alex Greed December 28, 2019

Crook

A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.

Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.

Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers

Person 1: “You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”

by SlipNip_555 January 28, 2020

Croob

Croob, a word that you use instead of saying fuck.

"I'm not croobing asking bitch, get in the croobing van."

by a gay pan April 30, 2020

choof

a popular term used for vapes, specifically a stlth or a juul, name came from the rez in northern Canada more specifically Yukon, Northwest Territories and Inuvik and is now used most by teens living in the northern regions

lemme hit you’re choof
choof rq at break?
yesterday i lost my choof

by akvir04 May 17, 2020

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Coofty

Cool but also nifty. The words nifty and cool had a baby.

“That was such a Coofty play we saw last night!”

“I think your tie looks super Coofty.”

“It would be really Coofty if we made babies”

“So not Coofty of you to do that brochacho”

by Cooftyasalways October 1, 2020

cooferchief

A handkerchief, bandana, ascot, or similar cloth worn around the face or neck in times of pandemic that can be used by the wearer to cover up their coofs.

"I've got a little 'rona stuck in my throat, I need to *COOF* *COOF* *COOF* into my cooferchief."

by NPC #2525 December 11, 2020