carpet bomb

The act of farting at random intervals down a hallway (such as a school or hotel) so that the origin of the smell is unknown.

Aw man I just laid a massive carpet bomb on the 5th floor of that hotel

by Ether December 29, 2004

Red Caped Crusader

A large, extremely moist, blood filled tampon. Usually found in bitch ass skank ho's who charge 5.50 and stand on the corner of Washington and East Brittania wondering why her kids hate her! That's right Mom, I said it! Get off the streets and get a real job, support the family! You wonder why Dad's leaving........Sorry.

I tried to fuck that skank-ho, but she left a red caped crusader in her cunt-hole.

by Rhode Island Sam November 13, 2006

caraperro

Hacer algo de forma egoista o solitaria.

Beberse un katxi a caraperro es beberse un katxi sin compartirlo o con ansia.

by Shaka February 7, 2005

Cape

When someone says an egregious lie. The word is similar to the English term “Cap”. As a Zimbabwean would pronounce “Cap” as “Cape” hence the addition of the “e”. The term originates in a quaint little town in Buckinghamshire (AY).

J2: “ KJ LOAD UP MY EYEBROW PENCIL I KNOW YOU HAVE IT”
KJ: “ CAPE! I DIDN’T TAKE IT!” ASK SK!
SK: CAPE KJ I DON’T EVEN HAVE EYEBROWS!!

by PTSDF December 27, 2020

do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

by Chody May 27, 2003

carpet eater

someone who eats vagina.

What a carpet eater

Etymology: from the latin term "Carpe Diem"

by DutchRutterlover April 2, 2009

The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."

by Long Island August 13, 2004