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Craig

A Craig is when someone is a complete dick and forces themselves on girls, aggressive for no reason. sets out to destroy other people's lives cus their own lives are absolute shit and cannot make themselves feel better unless everyone else is completely fucked up too.
A: that guy completely ruined my and my bf's life
B: Yeah i know he's such a Craig
by balls5647 July 22, 2009
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Craigsmaritan

A person, who goes out of their way for others, to post an ad on craigslist of an item of some sort that they found lying in an alley or in the street somewhere.
James: "Hey, mike. Let me read you this free computer monitor/fax/copier ad I found on craigslist. It says, 'Just spotted computer monitors and copy/fax machine in ally at chicago and bishop st. behind the Noble Grape pick up if wanted.'"
Mike: "Now that's a true Craigsmaritan!"
by conyeje2 November 28, 2009
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craigsgasm

When a person is overcome by great deals on Craigslist with the original intent to find one simple thing quick and cheap.

The person may or may not pursue the various offers but is merely excited at the prospect of obtaining such a wealth of items.
Person 1: Hey man look what I picked up on Craigslist. A 60 inch LCD television, home theater system with 100 watt subwoofter, 30 blurays and an entertainment center for everything - all for 500 bucks.

Person 2: Didn't you just want an old TV for the garage?

Person 1: Got that too for free but I had a craigsgasm. I couldn't pass up these fantastic bargains!
by ajgenard August 25, 2010
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craigslist gift certificate

Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.

Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.
by each October 27, 2011
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Craigslist Classy

Something that someone who is really trashy thinks a rich person would own. Oftentimes best exhibited by furniture listed on Craigslist including the term "classy" in the description. Features of the item may include garish floral / animal patterns, a liberal use of tassels and/or an overabundance of reflective surfaces.
An example of a Craigslist Classy listing:
Priced to go - One giant black lacquer and gold mirror mounted to a leopard print coffee table. This is such a classy piece that will definitely spice up your living room!
by DivCaste January 7, 2013
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Craigslang

Selling your shit on Craigslist like a hustler or a job
Dayumm, I don't have any money for food or gas, time to get my craigslang on!
by sxymama July 10, 2015
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craig-aholic

the act of repeatedly logging on to Craigslist.com to see what has been added since you last looked
since i decided i wanted to redecorate on the cheap i've been a total craig-aholic.
by terribletwos February 25, 2009
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