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Craigsmaritan 

A person, who goes out of their way for others, to post an ad on craigslist of an item of some sort that they found lying in an alley or in the street somewhere.
James: "Hey, mike. Let me read you this free computer monitor/fax/copier ad I found on craigslist. It says, 'Just spotted computer monitors and copy/fax machine in ally at chicago and bishop st. behind the Noble Grape pick up if wanted.'"
Mike: "Now that's a true Craigsmaritan!"
Craigsmaritan by conyeje2 November 28, 2009

craigsgasm 

When a person is overcome by great deals on Craigslist with the original intent to find one simple thing quick and cheap.

The person may or may not pursue the various offers but is merely excited at the prospect of obtaining such a wealth of items.
Person 1: Hey man look what I picked up on Craigslist. A 60 inch LCD television, home theater system with 100 watt subwoofter, 30 blurays and an entertainment center for everything - all for 500 bucks.

Person 2: Didn't you just want an old TV for the garage?

Person 1: Got that too for free but I had a craigsgasm. I couldn't pass up these fantastic bargains!
craigsgasm by ajgenard August 25, 2010

craigslist gift certificate

Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.

Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.

Craigslist Classy

Something that someone who is really trashy thinks a rich person would own. Oftentimes best exhibited by furniture listed on Craigslist including the term "classy" in the description. Features of the item may include garish floral / animal patterns, a liberal use of tassels and/or an overabundance of reflective surfaces.
An example of a Craigslist Classy listing:
Priced to go - One giant black lacquer and gold mirror mounted to a leopard print coffee table. This is such a classy piece that will definitely spice up your living room!
Craigslist Classy by DivCaste January 7, 2013

Craigslang 

Selling your shit on Craigslist like a hustler or a job
Dayumm, I don't have any money for food or gas, time to get my craigslang on!
Craigslang by sxymama July 10, 2015

craig-aholic 

the act of repeatedly logging on to Craigslist.com to see what has been added since you last looked
since i decided i wanted to redecorate on the cheap i've been a total craig-aholic.
craig-aholic by terribletwos February 25, 2009