cart cowboy 

The last of the wild frontiersmen. Riders of the asphalt plains, herding the silver buffalo. A tough breed, accustomed to all types of hardships, including low pay, long hours, the occassional trampling by a wayward "silver buffalo". Usually have legendary names like Wee Hee Willy, Scarecrow or Whippo. A vanishing breed, being replaced by the electronic cart pushers.

Wee Hee Willy, the toughest of the cart cowboys, had rounded up the bulk of the herd at Shop Rite, but needed Whippo to ride shotgun on some stragglers in the parking lot.

cart cowboy by Paul Agens & George Jiminez November 12, 2008

Jewish Cowboy

A Jewish guy who is very unstereotypical: doesn't "look" Jewish, "act" Jewish, usually doesn't have an extremely Jewish name and typically hangs out primarily with non-Jews but still identifies unequivocally as Jewish.

ex. Actor Paul Newman, MLB Hall of Famer Hank Greenberg, Gene Simmons & KISS, champion wrestler Bill Goldberg.

"While real-estate lawyer Harvey Lipshitz went to a Nancy Pelosi fundraiser, Jewish Cowboy James Miller was pulling some 5-star pussy at the club"

Jewish girl 1: Who's that hot guy? I've never seen him at temple before.
Jewish girl 2: I've seen him at the gym before.. he's like sooooo cool
Jewish girl 1: a regular Jewish cowboy *giggles*

Jewish Cowboy by JewishCowboy February 10, 2010

free cowboy hat 

A disposable toilet seat cover typically found in public restrooms (see assgasket), so called because of its uncanny resemblance to a Stetson hat when the center is punched out and it is placed upon the head. And, because they're free.

Jimmy prefers the stalls to the urinals, because he always gets a free cowboy hat.

free cowboy hat by doritoboi November 4, 2006

cock-sucking cowboy 

Delicious cocktail of butterscotch schnapps and Bailey's irish cream on top. Prepared as a shot and drunk in one hit.

Two cock-sucking cowboys barkeep!

cock-sucking cowboy by claygirl May 23, 2006

double cowboy 

A widely practical and awesome dance move, which can be used in every situation.
Method of execution: Acquiring two imaginary lassos going at the one time; one above head, and one situated at one's crotch region.. Along the lines of preforming a helicopter dick.
Every double cowboy is unique, and très chic.

Quiet venue before a concert begins-
I will give you 50 bucks if you get up in front of all these strangers, right now, and do the double cowboy.

double cowboy by saaaahauceboss November 15, 2011

Drugsto' Cowboy 

A popular internet blogger, vlogger, and music video comedian, The Drugsto' Cowboy is the self-proclaimed "most color-coordianted rapper to ever come out of Sheboygan, WI."

"The Drugsto' Cowboy has more game than a Jewish Community Center on BINGO night."

Drugsto' Cowboy by Dave Lahna December 31, 2008

Penis Cowboy 

Somebody who rides the penis much like a cowboy rides his horse

Wow... look at tim cook... such a penis cowboy.

Penis Cowboy by TheFridgeMaster November 30, 2009