catch-22

A situtation where you have two possible choices, either of which while have negative ramifications for you.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

by Khelek May 31, 2003

chotch

Catch all term for anything along the lines of a jerk, douchebag, sleaze, chauvanist, ranging from playful usage to deliberate dissing. It can be used to indicate that a guy is of less worth than the average human being - literally - or as a tease.

Teasing: "Dude! What are you WEARING?! You look like such a chotch! (laughs)"

Dislike: "I F***ing hate that guy! He is SUCH a chotch! I just want to punch him in the face."

by hawls June 16, 2007

catch me fuck me shorts

The term given to the Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.

Why does Seargeant Johnson wear those catch me fuck me shorts to the gym?.... its totally gay and you can see his balls when he gets on the bench press!

by SFC G May 7, 2008

Coachella

An indie music festival held annually, generally around Easter, in the Coachella Valley. Three days and nights of weed and music.

Dude! I can't wait for Coachella this year!

by mehhhhhhhhhhhhh July 7, 2009

do you catch my drift

do you understand the words that are comming out of my mouth?

So her momma steps in and things got out of control... do you catch my drift?

by Teller July 30, 2008

Coach

Someone who knows everything about a subject, can teach it, but is unable to perform it at a competitive level.

"You idiot, she's totally into you. Why don't you ask her out"
"Good call Coach. Hey, why haven't you asked _____ out yet then?"
"Insert long winded explanation"

by sangnasty November 9, 2011

catch vibes

To feel utterly alive and thriving in a particular moment

I catch vibes moshing with my best friends at Gov Ball

by Qwerty7795 March 4, 2019