cooked onion

Being fired from your job.

My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."

by huskerbabe79keg September 19, 2013

cooking heavy

When someone cooks some large portion of meat, that look delicious.

You cooking steaks? That looks like you cooking heavy!

by Goodday eats February 27, 2019

sean cook

Someone probably from outer space, most likely an alien from Mars. Wins the award for most likely to have been born in a space ship.

Man have you seen Sean Cook, he came from outer space!

by NASA Mars Foundation December 5, 2017

Stephanie Cook

A fat stinking sweaty swaying heaving pile of gook

Your a nacho Stephanie cook

by FeverHappy September 24, 2021

cooked chook

someone who is cooked off their head on drugs.

look at this cooked chook

by Levelz31 July 7, 2023

Cooking the spread

when you cum on a tray and put it in the oven cook it for 2 hours then put it in a sandwich and eat eat it

person1: yeah tonight im cooking the spread
person2: oh yeah can i have some

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

Cooked cunt

Either a junkie or a pill popper who acts in a mentally deranged way. Can also refer to someone not necessarily on drugs who is mentally deranged.

I just got jumped by some cooked cunt who wanted money for meth.

Did you see that cooked cunt yelling at everyone about Chemtrails the other day?

by Pax1741 January 1, 2022