Collin is someone who is not interested in you or your conversation and changes the subject with a random phrase.
Guy1: Hey!
Guy2: Yo!
Guy1: What have you been up to?
Guy2: Does a gay bear fuck in the woods?
Guy1: What? Did you just pull a Collin on me?
Guy2: Yo!
Guy1: What have you been up to?
Guy2: Does a gay bear fuck in the woods?
Guy1: What? Did you just pull a Collin on me?
by SPC33B April 9, 2011
Get the Collin mug.A sweet, caring, gentle, good Christian man that has all the ideals a godly woman (or really any woman) wants. Ephesians 5:23-30. Someone who cherishes the one he loves with all his heart and seeks her best interests and pursues her relentlessly while maintaining an appropriate distance. A very special friend who will always be there when you need him and is always willing to do anything so long as it doesn't compromise his faith in God. <3 A true man.
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With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."
After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.
by King Sulphur May 25, 2006
Get the Bartolo Colon mug.A very, very deceptively alcoholic cocktail that is can be concocted quite feasibly with cheap vodka but also works excellently with a more high-class vodka such as Absolut and Absolut Citron. Yummy.
The basis of this cocktail is lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a big, tall glass and filling it with ice. (You've gotta have it chilled baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole load of Lemons into the bottom of the glass, adding a tonne of Vodka, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka in it.
What happens is that you drink one, and that's already two shots of Vodka right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more, you still fell OK, so you end up having five Collins, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.
Revered in many circles because, even though real men are supposed to drink Budweiser and other generic Lagers, a Collins is much more impressive as a measure of how much alcohol you can handle.
The basis of this cocktail is lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a big, tall glass and filling it with ice. (You've gotta have it chilled baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole load of Lemons into the bottom of the glass, adding a tonne of Vodka, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka in it.
What happens is that you drink one, and that's already two shots of Vodka right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more, you still fell OK, so you end up having five Collins, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.
Revered in many circles because, even though real men are supposed to drink Budweiser and other generic Lagers, a Collins is much more impressive as a measure of how much alcohol you can handle.
1. "What are you drinking tonight Mikey? Beer, like a real man?"
"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight. Yeah, Lemon-fresh."
"Good GOD!!"
2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."
"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...BANG!(Falls on floor.)"
3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value Vodka?"
"Making Collins'."
"OH HELL YEAH!!"
"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight. Yeah, Lemon-fresh."
"Good GOD!!"
2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."
"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...BANG!(Falls on floor.)"
3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value Vodka?"
"Making Collins'."
"OH HELL YEAH!!"
by Aaron R. Bourn December 3, 2005
Get the Collins mug.The karen capital of the world. It's practically a beehive. They drive giant suburbans on the way to to speak with any manager that they can find. Their broken husbands are busy drinking themselves to death in a semi-trendy microbrewery because its literally the only thing to do in this town besides hit the many homeless people with your $20,000 "muscle car." In the back seat of karen's suburban resides two high school kids fitted with brand new cowboy boots and listening to the latest Rascal Flatts song. They will either grow into suburban turds that claim they are from the country to other sunburned albinos on a cruise ship vacation or be struck by the train that goes straight through fucking middle of town.
hey dude why are you a pretentious alcoholic?
oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
by Todd Sholbunket February 5, 2020
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Get the Colon Joe mug.1.Military rank
2.A characters from the video game Mega Man X4.
Has a sister called Iris. He is working with Repliforce
and later dies during the rebellion.
Some people believe Iris and Colonel were the same person
and got split into 2 : THIS IS NONSENSE AND BS.
2.A characters from the video game Mega Man X4.
Has a sister called Iris. He is working with Repliforce
and later dies during the rebellion.
Some people believe Iris and Colonel were the same person
and got split into 2 : THIS IS NONSENSE AND BS.
My friend is in the army and is Colonel.
Colonel is weak against Frost Tower.
Colonel and Iris are brother and sister, and
WERE NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU DUMBFUCK,DIE.
Colonel is weak against Frost Tower.
Colonel and Iris are brother and sister, and
WERE NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU DUMBFUCK,DIE.
by Bari May 11, 2006
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