Jigsaw Client

A "hacked client" for Minecraft .

Scrub: What Client are you using?
1337haxor: Jigsaw Client
Scrub: 1v1 me nigga
*1337haxor wins!*

by Copperearth February 6, 2017

matt cline

Annoying

Wow that song is Matt cline

by kabizzleinthehouse November 20, 2017

The Clintonian Defense

The Clintonian Defense is when someone does something wrong (and it was obviously wrong) and says that they didn't know it was wrong and therefore should not receive any punishment.

Man, didn't know I'd get a ticket if I ran that red light. I'll use the Clintonian Defense to get out of a ticket.

by Styxgoyenhammer666 November 27, 2017

The Clintonian Fallacy

The Clintonian Fallacy, so called because of former President Clinton's infamous line, "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is", is when someone you are debating tries to derail an argument by squabbling over the well known, and traditionally accepted, definitions and meanings of words and or ideas.

You: Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another.
SJW: No!!! Racism is...White patriarchy!!!...Even when you are not being racist you are being racist!!! Even when you don't know it!!! Your very existence is racist!!!! You, by NOT judging someone by the color of their skin is also an act of racism, and absolute proof of white privilege!!!!
You: The Clintonian Fallacy
SJW: You are ALSO a White Supremacist for not agreeing with me and disagreeing with the idea of a socialist welfare state that takes from the 1%!!!!!
You: What the hell?

by GiggiddyGiggidyClinton February 28, 2018

Bill Clinton

Man child with the intelligence of a senile squirrel

*walks out of office* Hey bill hows it going? I did not have sexual relations with that girl. uhhh what bill? *bill clinton smiles*

by SkRt GaNg June 9, 2018

Bill Clinton

Was the 42nd president of the United States of America. He was inaugurated on January 20, 1993 and left office on January 20, 2001. He was the last president of the 20th century

Bill Clinton was impeached in 1999

Bill Clinton almost became a first man

by Clarksons Malarkes January 2, 2019

Cynical Client

The #1 Minecraft Client, made by Hippo(a.k.a IYoshiMC). It legit wacks ZeroGay, Sigma, and every anticheat on the planet.

Hey! Did you hear Cynical Client b69 is coming out?

by Asyc April 27, 2019