candle in the wind

The act of deadbeating to hot girls named Donna in necrofantasies. Dumbass who never had the balls to talk to Donna and is now regretting it.

guy 1: Wow he's candle in the winding it again.
guy 2: What a dumbass! Donna rejected him so long ago! May she RIP.

by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011

CINDEPSILON

The fucking epitome of epic awesome.

Child: "CINDEPSILON"
Adult: "That was the most beautiful prose I've heard in my life. This child must be a prodigy."

by opiumcookies May 8, 2008

Cinglebar

An accurate description of At&t's Cingular wireless service.

Dude: Dude, I can't hear what you're saying. You're breaking up. Who's your cell phone with?

Other Dude: Uh, At&t. There is no signal!

Dude: Duuuude! You mean Cinglebar! Dude! No wonder!

by MikeGr April 4, 2008

candle treatment

when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face

damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!

by zach and scott June 14, 2008

cinder blok

a guy named Bret, that cheats on his wife and licks his way through the personals.

My husband is such a cinder blok.

by hawgwabbler July 19, 2009

candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly

man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle

by elsanchokirky April 3, 2010

Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.

Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.

by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011