Cataholic

It's like an alcoholic, but with cats.

I went to my girlfriend's, but she's a cataholic and we didn't do anything.

Cataholic by Cat Dealer August 29, 2010

Catoholic 

N. A person who really enjoys the company of cats and/or has an addiction to them.
Derived from the term "alcoholic" which describes a person with an addiction to alcohol.

(Not to be confused with catholic)

"I'm so excited you are a catoholic!"

"Brenda has like 78 kittens and she loves them all. She is a catoholic"

Catoholic by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 23, 2010

catholicked 

Definition 1: A student who received corporal punishment at parochial school via a monster-sized paddle that was kept in the principals office.

Definition 2: Oral technique that parochial school cheerleaders used on every boy they came in contact with.

I know of many people who were Catholicked during my 12 years in parochial school.

catholicked by Loxi July 19, 2009

CatholiCuck

A CatholiCuck is a cuckservative in the Catholic sphere. Though the CatholiCuck believes he's a conservative, in reality he's a modernist working tirelessly, even fetishistically, for his own destruction via his vocal or tacit support of the revolutionary Second Vatican Council (1962-65) and the post-conciliar popes, including arch-modernist Pope Francis.

As a species of cuckservative, the overriding lust of the CatholiCuck is mainstream respectability at all costs.

CatholiCuck by Alphonsus Jr. September 29, 2017

woodwork catholics 

Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.

We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.

woodwork catholics by sick_of_fakes March 31, 2009

reverse catholicism

When you molest the priests.

I showed that priest some Reverse Catholicism and got my uNF on.

reverse catholicism by ecaleohs April 25, 2017

cathohick 

(N.) A religious Catholic living in a rural area, usually in the Midwestern United States. Generally found in a belt stretching from Wisconsin through Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and Pennsylvania.

That goddamn Irish-German cathohick priest outdrank me at the fair!!!

cathohick by Quackahick November 19, 2013