Hard can't

Something you actually can't do, as opposed to something you shouldn't do.

Me: We can't go there, there's a fence.
She: There's no barbed wire, it's not a hard can't.

by suede-o-nym April 20, 2015

You can't imagine

Why Israel would block aid? TO STARVE THEM. Because they're psychopath worshipping schizos "Where not killing them! God is! See? I did it indirectly so it's God!"

Hym "You can't imagine why they would do it? Because they want to make an example out of them to deter future attacks. How abouts, start raping Jewish women around the world and don't stop until they start letting food in. Start with Ben's wife's."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025

I can't believe it's not flubber

I can't believe it's not flubber is Hot chick with fat girl personality. Super cool and acts like she has no clue she smoking hot.

I met this smoking hot chick the other day and she was super cool. I can't believe it's not flubber.

by DrFuck February 10, 2024

Can't

And you CAN. You are being told you can't do something by someone.

Hym "And that is the thing you need to do. There are the people who want to deliberately misrepresent what is happening here and those people are telling you that you can't do something very specific. That is the thing that needs to happen. You need to do the thing you're being told you can't. Take me, for example. I'm being told I can't threaten kids (or something I don't really know what point they are trying to make) and succeed. So I'm doing that repeatedly. And now they are trying to tell me I can't murder kids if they steal from me. So, one of 2 things need to happen. I either need to not be stole from or kids need to die. They are telling me I can't but I clearly can. They aren't there when within arms reach of a child with a knife I my pocket... And I alway have a knife in my pocket. But they don't what to have to accept that. So, they are doing this. It's all symbolic. It's all meaningless. They are just trying to force me to accept something I don't have to accept and they are making you complicit in that act by telling you that you can't tell me what I want to know."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020