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camo man

the average "army guy" who is obsessed with stereotypical guy pastimes, such as wearing camo, hiking, watching american football, or offroading trucks
Roger is such a camo man.. I've never seen him posting anything but his RC cars and hiking trips!
by hearttcringe October 29, 2023
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Cambodian double-zero

When someone is giving two male partners a handy while on either side of them, one in each hand that is making the "zero" gesture, while kneeling.
Dang, did that chick on Jeopardy just display the Cambodian double-zero?
by MagicMack February 7, 2024
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Camdookie

A closeted homosexual that likes to gaslight others into thinking they’re gay, and in turn, convincing them to be gay.

Camdens often mask their love for Shmeat by pretending to be straight.
Guy 1: Hey dude, I have a huge boner right now that needs to be drained

Guy 2: oh no, don’t tell Camdookie, he’s still stuck in that closet.
by Frogtato3 January 12, 2024
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cambodian cream cancel

cambodian cream cancel is a very difficult edging/gooning technique that originated in cambodia in the early 2000s.

it consists of edging to almost the point of busting, but then shrouding your shlong in cambodian poison ivy to cancel the urge to cream. it’s a very difficult and risky technique, but if done correctly, the enzymes of the cambodian poison ivy will cancel any cream that attempts to escape the shlong sausage. this essentially allows the user to edge and goon with extreme aggression and without a care for accidentally busting, as the cambodian poison ivy cancels the orgasm cream.
i tried out the cambodian cream cancel, and it works wonders! it allowed me to aggressively goon and edgemaxx for 97 hours consecutively without accidentally busting prematurely!! i love cambodian cream cancels!!
by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024
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camo sniffer

A gravy seal type who has never served in the military but loves to talk about guns and what he’s going to do if someone treads on him.
Todd is always yammering about storming the capital but he couldn’t lead a formation up to the Sizzler’ buffet, the camo sniffer.
by Crisco ain’t butter August 8, 2024
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camoflagraphy

Noun; the deceptive practice of photographing an object of historic or aesthetic interest such as a building or monument in the background, with the actual intent of photographing a person or persons in front of it in the foreground without consent. Related: camoflagrapher , camoflagraph ( as a noun or a verb), adjective: camoflagraphic
Dorothea engaged in a bit of whimsical camoflagraphy when she took a photo of several hobos relieving themselves in front of a monument depicting a nude woman symbolizing Commerce.
by ARog59 September 2, 2024
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Camonthecob

Turd of his name, engager of Jess's mom's daughter, Abuser of Poor Mads, The Father of bad hair lines, the homeschooled, the eater of nuts, the loser of Death Maps because Chad won, the Weak and Broken Wristed from Ammo streams, the bad Reader of chat messages, the Dasher in Cup Head, the First day of College Pants pooper, the PP drawer slammer, the Ligma of Ballser and the federally criminal smoker of fake weed.
Camonthecob constantly scams viewers on Twitch
by DefinitelynotJaydizz September 18, 2024
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