Cacticle

Human testicles that have not been shaved in a few days, and are therefore prickly like a cactus.

I won't won't even suck a dick if he's got cacticles.

by SurfPuppy October 30, 2018

cactus

hey alex i like you!!

i gave you a cactus to tell you

by thisiscoolio November 15, 2018

Cactus Ass

A really good, genuine, and real person

Man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass

by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019

Cactus Moment

The deep feeling of sadness you get when you think about the demotion of the best Synapse X Helpers, Vaktus. Very sad.

Vaktus: *says something*

Other person: Damn, what a cactus moment :(((

by Hogsbig February 2, 2019

cactus jelly

Cactus jelly is what you call a thick stick and sometimes chunky nut.

Adams cum was some cactus jelly!!

by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019

Cactus

A code for a person who is a prick.

“Look there’s cactus!”

by Esketit bitch June 14, 2019

cactus

a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.

hey george do you have a cactus?
no tom, i hate those stupid plants

by epicdefaultdancer August 23, 2019