The blessing

Wiping cum on your partners forehead in the shape of a cross then telling them they’ve been blessed.

Using cum, Meg placed the shape of a cross on Dan’s forehead then declared “ you’ve been blessed.... and now you have experienced the blessing.”

by MegMegs January 2, 2020

Bless

A word for parting used primarily by the chavs and gangstas that inhabit London.

Hizzy B: Oi bruv im goin'
Roger: Aight bless

by Hizzy B March 29, 2009

bless your heart

A term used prior to ridiculing, insulting the sensibilities of, or pointing out the shortcomings of someone. Used to soften the blow of a statement, and can render nearly any comment, no matter how brash or distasteful, socially acceptable.

Wife- Honey, do these jeans make me look fat?

Husband- Bless your heart, dear, but you've been a whale for the last ten years and I still can hardly believe you haven't imploded into a black hole due to the force of your gravity yet, so no matter what you wear, you'll still be a walking pork rind.

by Rexxx37 December 4, 2009

bless

1. another meaning for fuck.

Cathlic Priest: Let me bless you my son.
Boy: Please father no

by ARIOCHE December 11, 2003

Blues

Xanax,blue footballs, drugs

yo, you know where i can get any blue footballs

by nigger lover October 31, 2004

Dodger Blues

The feeling that Dodger fans get around the all-star break when they realize it is most likely going to be another season without a playoff series win or even an appearance.

He had a bad case of the Dodger Blues after they were swept by San Diego.

by avalanche789 February 14, 2008

Blessing

The most loving guy in the world! Blessing doesn't realise how loved he is. Usually Blessing doesn't open up too much because he thinks he's making himself vulnerable, but when Blessing opens up, it feels really great and wonderful. He often calls himself Lloyd, which suits him too, but Blessing sounds better. He's a great kisser, and his hugs are always the best, he's soooo cuddly! He's also an amazing boyfriend!!!

boy: you say you're going out with Blessing?
girl: yes, he's a real sweetheart!

by saywhaaaat??? September 18, 2011