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water bottle sex 

its when you shove your penis into the opening of a water bottle
Joe: guess what I did last night?
Dan: what?
Joe: I just had the best water bottle sex ever
water bottle sex by fagfagfason December 13, 2017

Floaticorn Bottle Merchant

Someone that bottles a substantial lead in a video game.
OMG we were 5-0 up in this rocket league game. It’s now 6-5 in overtime. We’re such Floaticorn Bottle Merchants.

the water bottle

A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.
She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.

coke bottle shits 

Also known as CBS.
This is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can shit into those old glass 16oz Coke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.
That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell. I had a bad case of the coke bottle shits all week! That stupid Chihuahua can go fuck itself.
coke bottle shits by -d September 16, 2008

The Bottle 

An ancient contraption from the indo-china sub continent that is used in modern times by people of indian descent around the world to clean their arse. This is why should you try anal with indian girls because you won't get shit on your nob.
Man: Which hole should i put it in?!
Woman: My bottom!
Man: But i might get shit on my nob!
Woman: Nah i've used the bottle!
The Bottle by Tony Blow August 20, 2006

drink from the bottle 

The act of oral sex on the male organ. (i.e. giving someone a blow job)
Paul: Badal do you drink from the bottle?
Badal: All the time I love to suck cock