Bottle Service War

How it starts is when some shallow mf in the club at the table next to yours says something about you being poor or something else stupid, you feel the need to "defend your honor." Basically, you order some expensive overpriced bottle to show them who's boss. Following that, they order something even more expensive or multiple bottles. Continue for multiple turns. Mainly really fake people do this, as it's just a vapid display of wealth

Also, you may be shocked to see the damage to your bank account as some people rack up bills in the 10s of thousands occasionally. Don't do it kids, not worth the cost.

Tyson: Hey your girl ugly and that Rolex looks like it's from canal street. Broke Ass

Jamal: Man fuck you and your booty haircut-Hey let's get two bottles of Grey goose up in here!

Tyson: Shit, lemme get a bottle of Dom P . Bottle Service War incoming (sigh)

(continue for 2-6 more rounds)

by TriBeCaBoy56 January 3, 2022

Bottled Unicorn Farts

Skeptical reference to renewable energy sources such as biofuels, wind, and solar-electric. So-called because of the perceived naiveté of renewable energy proponents.

Spain is going bankrupt attempting to replace oil and gas with bottled unicorn farts.

by Marcellus_vrw June 27, 2010

Dropping the water bottle

An alternative term to describe the action of masturbation. Specifically refers to the point of climax. Hence dropping a water bottle causes it's contents to "squirt" out the top.

Friend: "What took you so long?"
Me: "Sorry, I was dropping the water bottle."

by DaRealMK October 16, 2016

Old Prescription Bottles

Great pocket sized coin holders,

that's what old prescription bottles are good for.

Remove the label (100% citrus oil) and fill with silver $. Kids 10 & over love these as birthday presents.

by Shelly Bozdog November 24, 2006

monkey is out of the bottle

Referring to "Pineapple Express" letting the "monkey out of the bottle" is in the same terms as letting "the cat out of the bag"..like the "secrets out"..

1: "well i guess the monkey is out of the bottle then?"
2: "What? what does that even mean?"

by losen it 08 October 19, 2008

Coke Bottle Body

Big boobs, skinny waist and big hips - varies a little from the hourglass figure in that coke bottle bodies are a little fuller in the booty than on top.

"She's got the booty and that tiny waist... Perfect coke bottle body"

by Immisti October 27, 2013

pop tha bottles

usually means to pop the champagne and party.

Yo go tell Jazze to pop tha bottles I won a gold medal

by LilJOnwhattt August 27, 2005