Gun Boner

The physiological and psychological excitement that accompanies acquiring and/or firing a rare or powerful hand gun or rifle.

I gust got to shoot with an IMI Desert Eagle .50 AE, I am sporting a powerful gun boner.

by IMIDesertEagle December 16, 2010

Boner Lean

When you wake up with wood and have to lean against the wall behild the toilet so you don't piss all over the bathroom.

Woke up with wood and it caught a bit of backsplash before I realized I had to get my boner lean on.

by bunghammer January 20, 2011

turbo boner

A person that has a such a gnar erection that nothing can make it go away

dude i cant get up...some one will see my turb0 b0ner

by waaaaaaah January 27, 2005

Lady Boner

A word used when a girl gets turned on by something-(brooke burke)

that guy just gave me a lady boner

by brooke burke10 December 27, 2018

urinary boner

Perhaps the worst of all boners, this boner occurs when one really has to piss. It normally appears during what was originally an uneventful walk to class, or whilst playing a friendly game of Parcheesi with some bomb-ass broads. Only goes away after relieving oneself...

Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.

"Dude you ready to go now?"

"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.

"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."

by Kutcher March 26, 2009

Boner Day

The first day of the year in which the weather is nice enough for girls to wear shorts/skirts and show some skin; particularly celebrated on a college campus.

Meghan's cleavage had been hibernating for the winter. It was not until Boner Day that I got to see her voluminous rack.

by The Nightman April 16, 2009

boner-face

The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.

Matt had such a boner-face when he talked about his idea to spend spring break in Cancun.

by Broin' out April 1, 2011