blowjobishly 

The act of sucking on something like its a penis.

Misty Gates ate her banana blowjobishly.

blowjobishly by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

Oswego blowjob

Anyone from Oswego, NY who has experienced a winter there probably has experienced this. It happens when you're just trying to walk to class or some other place, and then the massive lake effect wind coming off of Lake Ontario hits you so hard that it knocks you down. It can also be considered an Oswego blowjob when this happens and you are actually giving/receiving a blowjob

Person 1: O damn, it's so windy out, Sarah just got knocked on her ass from the wind!

Person 2: Shit son, that's an Oswego blowjob for ya!

Oswego blowjob by TheAmazingNEZ February 26, 2011

9mm blowjob

The act of placing a loaded 9mm Pistol in your mouth and squeezing the trigger, thereby committing suicide.

You hear about Benny?
I ain't seen Benny in a good minute, what happened to him?
Well, Benny apparently decided to get a 9mm Blowjob.

9mm blowjob by Jet blak December 20, 2007

accidental blowjob 

when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.

"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."

accidental blowjob by trumantinkerbell July 31, 2008

Funfetti Blowjob 

While receiving oral from a partner a male says "HEY" and as their mate looks up to see what is the matter, He throws confetti in their face then commences to punch them in the face

Wes; Kay why do u have the black eye

Kay; Wayne got me with a funfetti blowjob last night

Funfetti Blowjob by Wes7710 December 27, 2010

Kenny Blowjob

A Kenny blowjob is when a girl sucks a dick and moans as she does it, making her sound muffled. Much like how the character Kenny McCormick muffles when he is talking.

“Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Kenny Blowjob last night”

Kenny Blowjob by KyKyBitch March 22, 2019

Ideal Blowjob Height 

When a girl is about as tall as the waist of a guy. The height of both people is thus ideal for blow jobs.

Person A: My girlfriend is so small, she has the ideal blowjob height!
Person B: Sweet! I always wanted a girl with a ibjh

Ideal Blowjob Height by PCFF April 14, 2011