blasted

Intense central nervous system fatigue and soreness after a heavy workout

I fell down my babygirl's apartment stairs because my legs were so fucking blasted after ATG squats.

by perfectlittlecutie November 27, 2018

Blasted

When you finger someone.

“I blasted Lila at the party last night bro.”

by eggcellant December 2, 2018

Blasterz

That massive twat who bans someone for getting there felling hurt

Wow blasterz is a twat

by X3TM January 19, 2019

Blasted

When someone sucks on their {juul} for too long, they get blasted. High as FUCK.

Dude, I just took a mad hit, now im blasted as fuck.

by icecreamman192 April 14, 2019

Blasted

Having multiple Budweiser’s and cigs.

Ben got blasted while fishing with his friends.

by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.

Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.

by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019