bjorked

A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.

'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.

It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.

Petter Solberg just totally bjorked his car by driving into that tree.

by Rymix June 26, 2006

bjork

The act of having sex (or generally fooling around) with a copy of oneself; be it robot, clone, simulation, dream, time-travel paradox or otherwise.

The robots bjorked in Björk's video for "All Is Full of Love."

Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.

I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.

by heyfuture June 5, 2009

bjurholm

A place in the north of sweden where all the swedish retards are gathered. Also people in bjurholm marry their brothers, sisters and pets.

Cp-rikard and lilla snopp rickard.

by Schulter October 19, 2004

bjarni

A person that does something amazing but another gets the credit. An Icelandic slang named after Bjarni Herjólfsson , the first known european to site America, but Lief Ericksen and Chris Colombus get all the credit. prounounced jar ni

Many think Milton wrote some of Shakespears plays and is a bjarni

by ernie theurer March 10, 2008

bjorn

Blond hair, blue eyed male, totally hot!!! Musically talented, has a lot of emotion but hides it well. Sees people for what they really are dispite flaws.

Hot Hot Hot!

by angelic_creature May 18, 2004

BJer

A blow job; a BJ (fellatio, oral sex, etc.)

I bet Topanga, with her DSL, gives a damn fine BJer!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

BJP

A communaltic party .It is current ruling in india.right-wing party.
Indian version of "facism"
its target :1)Divide and Rule

2) spread communalism

Since BJP rule, there's massive increase in corruption

by sharpindian May 9, 2023