Unlucky Bastard

It is like roulette. It is when a lot of men cum inside one woman. When that woman gives birth whichever man matches the DNA test of the baby, that is their baby.

We were hammered drunk and we decided to play Unlucky Bastard. I hope it isn't mine!

by adog69 April 28, 2011

Dutch Bastard

Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.

Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."

Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."

Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."

by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013

Bastard Balls

A term used to identify blood shot eyes one gets usually gets when smoking marijuana.

"Are you sure you haven't been smoking pot? Because you sure got some bastard balls."

by Christine December 8, 2004

squirrely bastard

One that resembles a squirrel, in thier facial features, ways of life, or general demeanor.

Look at that squirrely bastard, collecting nuts and running up trees.

by Hobbes Black June 28, 2005

cock bastard

my father

i hate you, you cock bastard

by ryan October 20, 2003

sketchy bastard

1. Someone who is constantly coming up with excuses for why he can never make it to anything he has planned to do.

2. Someone who emits a feeling of uneasiness and is hard to fully trust, either due to past experience, reputation, or just plain being sketchy.

1. Man, that Daniele guy is always telling me about how he has to spend time family bonding or how he has to do something else right before he's supposed to show up somewhere, he's such a sketchy bastard!

2. Garret is always making me uneasy, he just has that reputation of never following through with anything, guess he's just a sketchy bastard.

by Clutch Pro June 1, 2010

pinko-bastard

Ronald Reagan, owing a debt to Hollywood, coined this term in the 80's to rally a country to watch the movie "Red Dawn"

Gorby you pinko-bastard, tear down this wall.

by Jayats November 9, 2013