Premature Attaculation

While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.

Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.

by RyoQQ September 7, 2010

puppy attack

when flicking the bean for so long the eventual orgasm equates to the overwhelming joy found when 300 fluffy puppies pounce on you to frolic.

My finger cramped up but I gave her a puppy attack that left her smiling for days.

by normnomnorm July 15, 2011

lard attack

A fluctuation in your heart rate felt moments after biting into food that has a high fat content, is really greasy, or just unhealthy in general. One may feel their breathing go heavy and feel a food coma coming along as they feel the cholesterol flowing through their veins.

1: Yo man, you ok? You haven't taken a bite of your big mac in a minute, bro.

2: Nah, man. Is it okay if we go chill at your pad? I think I'm having a lard attack

by thesoaris February 17, 2015

Rack Attack

When women use their breasts to fight each other. Similar to when men sword fight.

Karen got a black eye from that rack attack.

by 1thumbwonder October 23, 2017

Fanny Attack

When someone (a female) goes absolutely nuts over the smallest thing and becomes hysterical. A bit like being a Karen I suppose.

Aisling went to the cupboard but someone had eaten the last pack of Tato’s! She had a total Fanny attack. Calm down Miss Murphy stop having a Fanny Attack! Have some Monster Munch instead.

I dont want your Monster Munch ya Mogg I want my Tatos!

by Razorcharlie February 14, 2022

dick heart attack

When it is so cold that you don't want give a hand job for fear of freezing some guys dick and thus giving him a dick heart attack

"Hey did you hook up with that girl?" "Nah man it was too cold, she would have given me a dick heart attack"

"Dude its so cold out that i'm going to get a dick heart attack"

by DankVapes January 8, 2017

Big Bang Attack

Just before you cum onto a girl's face, you exclaim "Feast your eyes on Vegeta's, Big Bang Attack!" and unleash the load on her face.

"Ana, what did you think of my Big Bang Attack last night?"

by Swagohitzo February 4, 2023