Slap Arson Day

Its a day where you slap someone named Arson / Mio. For example:

“Hey Arson, do you know what day it is today?” “No?” “It’s national slap arson day” *slaps arson*

by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022

Lemonade Arson

Lemonade based Arson. Not legal.

I shall commit Lemonade Arson if I do not get said item.

by The Implex July 22, 2022

Chaotic Arsonist

A person who, I bet you don’t even know this, is a chaotic arsonist

1: A chaotic person who burns down houses with pride and joy on a SPREE
2: An arsonist. With energy.

I’m a chaotic arsonist/j guys I’m joking IM KIDDIH OMG

by Imposta cereal July 23, 2022

Venetian Arsenal

A sexual position in where two penises or other similar objects are inserted simultaneously into another's orifice.

"Damn, I heard that Kathy got the venetian arsenal last night, there is no way she is walking after that".
"Two pipes are always greater than one my brother"

by SPRM_ October 4, 2022

Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.

Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."

by Joools November 28, 2022

Domesticated Arson

Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire

Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?

Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion

by NexxR3 December 12, 2022

The_arsenal_gunner1886

Arsenal is defined as having a surplus of weapon's that is in someones possession. There can be a variety of weapon's in these arsenals. In this instance this arsenal is was a unique one used back in 1886 which was made of manure. These people also called "gunners" would take the manure and stuff a canvas bag (referred as the mouth) as full as they could then tie the top leaving a small hole so they could pack it more just to where it was oozing out of the mouth. They would then take a tiny explosive and inserted it into the mouth. Reports have been made that the men found this to be very funny looking and said it reminded them of something inappropriate I won't name it specifically. They would then light the explosive and with a specially made catapult launch it at the opposing forces. Some men continued the practice after their duty ended.

The_arsenal_gunner1886 were the lowest ranked men who used primitive weaponry, such as the manure catapult.

by MagicTheStud February 16, 2023