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Anti-Pun

(n.) An anti-pun is a totally random statement or comment--made when in the midst of Punning-- that is made to sound like a real pun. But It's Really Not!
This can be quite effective if done right; fellow punsters may try to get it at first, but the joke's on them--it's not a joke!
(Two students are making Geology puns)
Student 1: Geology Rocks, but it's a pretty Hard subject
Student 2: Haha Gneiss puns
Student 1: Wow i'm FLOORED
Student 2: ha? . . . wait that was an anti-pun. You got me!
by juanmarcos March 10, 2011
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Anti-awesomitic

Someone who is here to poop the party. Someone that stops something amazing from happening.

Taken from Anti-Semitic, meaning they are anti-jew.

Pretty much a party pooper, or a buzzkill
*in class before teacher arrives*
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!!
*kids start picking beef with eachother*
Teacher: BREAK UP THE FIGHT OR YOU'RE ALL SUSPENDED.
Students: wow, Mr. Lester is so anti-awesomitic.
by thatwastheawesomeguy May 26, 2011
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anti-insult

an anti-insult is when you insult someone while saying that you won't insult them
person 1: "what's an anti-insult?"
person 2: "it's how I'm not going to call you stupid, even though you are"
by gingerwithasoul_ November 12, 2017
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Anti hug a furry month pass

If a furry gives you this pass then you don’t have to participate on the hugging of February starting from February 1st to February 26th.
Can be used at any time.
Ok cool my furry friend gave me the anti hug a furry month pass!
by Wordsat February 1, 2021
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anti-social media

n. Communication channels favoured by the aged, and those that don't want to be "part of the conversation".

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Dude! You got to get on the Twitter! You can totally get fake updates from celebrities and find out what all your cool friends are wasting their lives doing in "real time"!

No thanks. I'm kind of into the anti-social media. I have some Dickens I want to read before I have my evening gruel. And is there some other type of "time"?
by gnostic 2 February 10, 2014
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anti-drug commercials

Propagonda commercials funded by anti-drug think tanks like Partnership for a Drug-Free America.

Most(all) of them show huge exaggerations of the harms of recreational drug use and show some lame teenagers (who probably are in the commercials because of plea bargain) that try to show you better things to do then use drugs by doing wholesome Christian activities.

Though there was this witty one that started looking like an prescription drug commercial advertising Ecstacy.
Eh go watch an American TV channel when children are likely to be watching. Youre bound to see one. Maybe you might even be the awesomely amusing prescription Ecstacy commercial too.
by Arm January 10, 2005
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Anti-Christ

wow the president right now is the anti-christ
by im a weird person September 2, 2018
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