A guy who is very short almost under 4 foot looks built but just kind of chunky thinks he gets girls but really just gets played and blocked.
by Hylios May 01, 2023
by the javelin June 03, 2025
A total dick who is garbage at goalkeeper but thinks he’s good. Hasn’t got a bitch in his life and says to his “friends” that he gets all the girls he wants
Andres is a retard
by A legend who is cool August 07, 2018
Andre is a cool, fun, neat, and ripped guy. He enjoys the company of friends but dislikes when they overstep. His nick name is often AJ and he is the most loyal and best boyfriend alive. Many women say they should get an Andre.
by the real chicken man August 31, 2022
There are not enough words in the world to describe an Andre. He commonly refers to as fine or handsome but can also be called cute every now and then. Once you find an Andre, keep him because he prioritizes his woman over everything else. Even after breaking up his love won't sway. It won't be the same, but it'll still be there. Andre's are typically freakish athlete, naturally being good at every sport he does. He is also good at things like music and art. He is just an all around catch, and is humor is unmatched. He can have you still laughing at jokes that he made weeks ago. And he isn't much of a romantic but if you peak his interest, there's no mountain he won't move for you. So if you get an Andre, even as a friend, hold on to him because that's an asset to valuable to lose.
by the real chicken man February 01, 2023
Andres is a person who is very kind. He will do anything for you, no matter what it is. Andres will sit on the phone/text you for hours on end about anything, you have a problem or you upset text an Andres they will cheer you up right away. If you ever meet an Andres you better become close with him and be friends with him because he will always he there for you no matter what! Andres will also be one of the funniest people you meet, though he can take it to far sometimes he will still make you laugh for hours on end. And though Andres is always there for you, you need to be there for him because if your not her will not want you in his life. You also need to have a sense of humor and a lot of tolerance at times. And if you are a TOXIC person Andres wants nothing to do with you. So the next time you meet an Andres make sure to become good friends with him and DO NOT TELL HIM WHT TO DO.
Jenna: (1:00am) Andresss
Andres: (1:01am) Jennaaaaa
Jenna: Something bad just happened...
Andres: What happened?
*texts her for hours helping her through her problem and stays by her side*
Andres: (1:01am) Jennaaaaa
Jenna: Something bad just happened...
Andres: What happened?
*texts her for hours helping her through her problem and stays by her side*
by TherealJenna July 30, 2019