anal seepage tampon 

When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.

My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.

anal seepage tampon by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022

Anal Ring Toss 

A game wherein a subject (usually a stripper, porn star, or some other individual) is stripped naked, placed on the ground ass-up, and has a wooden stick inserted into the anus. Players stand aproximately six feet away and attempt to throw small toy rings (think regular ring toss), with the wooden stick catching them. The game was made popular on the Howard Stern Show during the last year or so of Howard Stern's run on WXRK radio in New York. In June of 2008, Stern brought Anal Ring Toss back to the air. The winner (Richard Christy) was given a pass to Howard's wedding.

Richard Christy is Lord of the Anal Ring Toss.

Anal Ring Toss by RAPTUS REGALITER June 27, 2008

anal dwelling butt pirate 

1. Someone who enjoys anal sex way more that they should.
2. A homosexual pirate.

Did you see that queer-mo last night? What an anal dwelling butt pirate.

anal dwelling butt pirate by The best john ever July 28, 2006

Anal Glaucoma

You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.

My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."

Anal Glaucoma by Colombian English Teacher October 22, 2009

anal openness

the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass

Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.

Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.

Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.

anal openness by drpoonandtheteenangels November 18, 2009

Anal Samurai, Volume Three 

1. A fictitious porno, used in place of the general term "porn"

or

2. A term screamed loudly to embarrass friends

1. - Where's Bill?

-Probably watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three upstairs.

2. To friend as he is leaving your house:

-Have fun watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three later.

-You fucking asshole.

Anal Samurai, Volume Three by alexha December 25, 2009

anal face 

The face a woman or man makes when having painful anal sex, characterised by a wide open mouth or gritted teeth, eyes wide open and general redness.

Doggy style in front of a mirror, stick your dick in that ass and watch that anal face!

anal face by InfiniteL February 27, 2008