kelly clarkson

A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.

Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"

by M. Bison June 9, 2007

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R. Kelly

He must suffer after that song Ignition. Had an affair with some young chick, but I don't really want to know about that.

"SHIT!! R Kelly's on the radio, change the station! Change the station!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

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R. Kelly

Ebonics for "child fucker".

The old man down the street is an R. Kelly, because he tried to rape my little sister in the playground.

by kid October 30, 2003

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Kelly Ann

A sex act that has the woman fingering mans pee hole while punching his sack.

She just kelly ann’d the fuck out of me.

by Lingelbeast November 6, 2018

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a sexy boy who's face is as red as his shirt and who is explicitly la douche. people suffer from la douleur exquise when they see him. if you are a gangsta, then this is you. and you will visit stfd.net.

some guy: you are deven kelly
deven kelly: well yes, i am.

by patrick colligen May 4, 2005

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Kellie Fort

Beautifully crafted by the hands of Gods, Intellect rivalries are non existent.
Everyone she meets instantly falls in love! Dont look into those perfect sparkling eyes for you will be ensnared into a world you will never wanna to leave. Plus theres only room here for me!

My heart lives in kellie fort 's hands

by Yalalaboomdeay October 13, 2017

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