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weiner baby

A newly deflowered person who still has very little understanding about how to pleasure a weiner
Alisa just sucked her first dick, a brand new weiner baby is born.
by unheracross September 24, 2018
mugGet the weiner babymug.

Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
mugGet the Weiner Mondaymug.

Deer weiners

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em
by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011
mugGet the Deer weinersmug.

Mr weiner

The dick of Mr MT
Awe baby suck Mr weiner. You love Mr weiner. Have you met Mr weiner's best freinds. Left nut and right nut. And can't forget about his asshole that lives behind him
by Mr big weiner May 15, 2025
mugGet the Mr weinermug.

Weiner

Is means Weiner
The man:Stop littering,Weiner?
Evil dude: What? So I can save the turtles? Hell nah, I’m still gon litter bitch
by Mymummeanddad July 10, 2019
mugGet the Weinermug.

Weiner vacuum

1. A person who inhales Weiners like a vacuum cleaner. 2. A person with a bad attitude.
Jordan’s got a bad attitude, he’s being a real Weiner vacuum!
by Daddy Snyder January 8, 2025
mugGet the Weiner vacuummug.

weiner disease

when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.
“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner”
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.
by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022
mugGet the weiner diseasemug.

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