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wtf is on my dick

when u have sex with a chick and look at your dick and realize theres blood on it because that chick has her period
by danielballer2 January 17, 2009
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wtf steph

something you say when a gal does something of incredible stupidity.
you made out with my good chum Sat? wtf steph!?!?
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wtf richard

by PeenDowg69 May 15, 2019
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wtf moment

when something so stupid and random happens the only three words tht can be said are wtf
i was watchin dr. phil this one time when suddenly dr. phil used the analogy "thats like havin a tooth with no toothbrush" i was so pissed off the only three words tht could be said were wtf
or when u flip on mtv and see some ass clown rappin bout bangin some ho or gettin some bling. tht is the ultimate wtf moment
by alex z May 8, 2006
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wtf whore

a girl that likes really sexually stuff(wtf= what the fuck)
chaz: that wtf whore tried to bite my dick!

tom: bitch!
by tom beotch! November 28, 2006
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WTF Factor

This term is used to describe the feeling that comes the day after a long night of partying when you are often forced to ask yourself “what the fuck?”. Whether you wake up in bed with someone that you shouldn’t have or you just remember making an ass out of yourself the night before you are experiencing the wtf factor. Often this is most awkward when you first wake up and are forced to face those who witnessed your stupidity, but the wtf factor refers to the entire day following the party because it is difficult to get the strong wtf feeling out of your head even after you’ve gone home. The wtf factor is inevitable and if the party is large and the alcohol is plentiful, the most you can hope for is to keep the wtf factor to a minimum. Sadly, according to Olson’s Law of Large Parties, the larger the party, the more serious the wtf factor.
"I think I pissed on someone's bedroom door last night. Needless to say the wtf factor hit me pretty hard in the morning."
by Steve43212343 December 26, 2007
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wtf stop playin

usually said when something bad or embarrassing happens to you.
teacher: *hands student test

student: *receives a 54%
student: wtf stop playin
by facebookmomlol1234heyguys December 4, 2019
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